I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!