From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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