Whod you bang
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser