Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.