But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
