she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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