Your tits are I can't wait for
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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