there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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