Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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