i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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