Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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