marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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