Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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