Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
