Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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