so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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