I molested 6 butterflies tonight
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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