i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
farters have to be the big spoon...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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