SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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