Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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