dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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