even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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