Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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