i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Say something about gay babies.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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