I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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