After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
your room smells of hookers.
And success
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just forgot I was standing up.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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