You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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