I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I am morally bankrupt
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize