So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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