Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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