mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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