That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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