Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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