It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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