You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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