Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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