party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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