I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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