Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have feelings that need drinking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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