just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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