he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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