Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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