Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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