Jerry, you need to find god
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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