exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm passing your future prison.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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