its not stalking. its research.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You are the jesus of drinking
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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