Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
