there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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