we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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