I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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