Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
